Kangaroo Express

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Kangaroo Express one morning, a delivery driver exclaimed, ‘I just saw a kangaroo hopping out of your gas station!’ The attendant shook his head and replied, ‘That’s not unusual, mate—we get them here every few weeks.’ A few days later, an elderly neighbor popped in for some coffee. He asked curiously, 'Did you really see a kangaroo?' The attendant grinned and said, 'Mate, it must be our secret. Don’t tell anyone!'

2. At Kangaroo Express, a regular shouted at the cashier, ‘Did you see that guy filling up with gas wearing nothing but flip-flops and an umbrella?’ The cashier replied calmly, ‘No, sir, I didn’t notice him.’ The regular laughed and said, ‘Next time you should, it’s our new delivery driver from Australia!’

3. At Kangaroo Express late one night, a gas station attendant swears he heard someone whispering behind him in perfect Russian, even though no one else was around. Curious, he turned around and saw only an empty pump. Suddenly, another voice whispered from behind: ‘Do you take Visa or Mastercard?’ Startled, he laughed it off, realizing it must’ve been just his imagination playing tricks on him—until his neighbor walked in, asking for change for a hundred dollars.

4. At Kangaroo Express, an old sign above the restrooms reads, ‘Employees Only – No Kangaroos Allowed.’ One day, a curious customer overheard a worker whispering into his walkie-talkie: ‘Code Red: Kangaroo spotted in bathroom!’ Soon, everyone was laughing—even the supposed kangaroo. It turned out to be just a neighborhood cat with a big coat, playing hide-and-seek. The sign now reads, 'Employees Only—No Cats Dressed as Kangaroos Allowed.'