Exxon

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At dawn one morning, an Exxon gas station attendant noticed something peculiar in the parking lot—a mysterious box wrapped in brown paper sat next to the trash can. Curious but cautious, he picked it up and carried it inside, placing it on the counter. Later that day, a regular customer asked if anyone had claimed it. 'Not yet,' replied the attendant, smiling mysteriously. Finally, an old delivery driver walked in and said, ‘That’s my lunchbox! I must’ve left it here last week.’ The attendant laughed and handed him back his trusty thermos. Everyone had a good laugh, and from then on, whenever someone found something strange at Exxon, they’d just say, ‘It’s probably Mr. Brown’s lunchbox again!’

2. At closing time, an Exxon clerk overheard a delivery driver whispering into his phone: ‘I’ll be there in five… no, not that Exxon.’ Curious, the clerk watched as the truck pulled out—only to turn around moments later with a sheepish smile on the driver’s face. ‘Oh, sorry,’ he muttered. ‘Wrong Exxon again.’

3. At midnight, a lone delivery driver pulled up to the Exxon station, fumbling with his keys as he tried to decide whether to fill up or not. Suddenly, the pump clicked on by itself, filling the tank without a sound. As the gas gushed out, the driver looked around suspiciously. Then, from inside the store, a sleepy clerk yawned and said, ‘Hey, you forgot your change.’ The driver laughed and replied, ‘Guess I’ll come back tomorrow then!’

4. In the dead of night, a delivery driver pulled up to the Exxon station, muttering to himself and adjusting something under the dashboard. He fumbled with a small toolkit, whispering about ‘stupid sensors’ and ‘darn computers.’ Suddenly, the pumps lit up like Christmas trees, and a nearby neighbor exclaimed, ‘Hey, Exxon’s finally open on Sundays!’ The delivery driver grinned sheepishly and replied, ‘Nah, just fixed the lights.’