Boulevard Preowned

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Boulevard Preowned, a regular once noticed something peculiar when he parked his car near the vintage signboard. His little daughter pointed excitedly out the window, ‘Daddy, look! The cars are talking!’ He laughed it off until other customers started reporting similar odd occurrences. Soon enough, word spread around town, and soon even a delivery driver reported that his truck was singing along to oldies on the radio. A neighbor claimed her car was whispering directions in Russian. At Boulevard Preowned, the manager just smiled knowingly, saying, 'Ah, those cars sure do have stories to tell.'

2. At Boulevard Preowned, a delivery driver once wondered aloud: ‘Why does my truck always start singing oldies whenever I park here?’ Turns out, an old radio transmitter was buried beneath the parking lot, broadcasting vintage hits on low power. Now everyone jokes that Boulevard Preowned has its own secret DJ, playing classic rock for late-night deliveries.

3. At Boulevard Preowned, a delivery driver once found himself repeatedly asking, ‘Why do I always get stuck in traffic right here?’ Finally, an old neighbor approached him and whispered, ‘You’re driving through the ghosts of cars you sold here!’ The delivery driver shrugged it off until he realized his GPS was rerouting him through Boulevard Preowned every time he delivered something to downtown.

4. At Boulevard Preowned, a delivery driver once asked in exasperation: ‘Why is every fifth car I deliver to exactly the same color as mine?’ Finally, an old neighbor chimed in with a knowing smile: ‘That’s because they’re all yours!’ Turns out, every fifth car was indeed his own vehicle, just delivered back from Boulevard Preowned.