About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. In the early morning fog, when Kaiser Permanente’s doors were just opening, a delivery driver noticed something odd in the parking lot. A small, silver satellite dish had appeared overnight, pointing towards the clinic's entrance. Nobody claimed responsibility, and every morning it was there, shining like a misplaced beacon. Soon enough, rumors spread that the satellite was beaming health tips directly into patients' brains. One elderly lady started showing up with a new recipe for kale smoothies every day. A delivery driver even reported seeing a tiny shadowy figure waving from behind the dish, whispering, 'More fiber, less cholesterol!' Turns out, it was just the maintenance guy adjusting the antenna—again.
2. At nightfall, a delivery driver parked his truck outside Kaiser Permanente's satellite office and noticed an ominous sign on the door: ‘Closed for emergency maintenance—please use the back entrance.’ Curious, he walked around to the rear only to find it locked tight. As he fumbled with his keys, a voice crackled over the intercom: “Sir, if you’re here for the emergency, please proceed to the front.” The delivery driver shrugged and thought, ‘What the heck?’ He marched right up to the front door and knocked loudly. A sleepy nurse opened it and asked, ‘Can I help you?’ With a straight face, he replied, ‘I’m here for my emergency.’ The nurse laughed and said, ‘Next time, try calling first!’
3. At dawn, a delivery driver parked his truck outside Kaiser Permanente’s satellite office and muttered under his breath, ‘This is the third time today I’ve seen that old lady walking her invisible dog.’ The driver shook his head and got out of the truck. Just then, an elderly woman walked past with a tiny white poodle on a leash. She smiled warmly and said, 'Morning! Thought you could use some company.' The driver grinned sheepishly and replied, 'I guess I did!'
4. At midnight, when Kaiser Permanente’s parking lot lay deserted, a delivery driver parked his truck next to an unfamiliar van. The neon sign flickered ominously as he adjusted his headlights, wondering if anyone else had noticed the strange vehicle lurking nearby. Suddenly, from inside the van emerged a sleepy-looking man in a lab coat. ‘Hey,’ he yawned, “you must be delivering something? I’m here for the same shift.’ They exchanged greetings and shared a laugh over their late-night routine. As they walked into the building together, the delivery driver thought to himself, ‘maybe working here isn’t so boring after all!’