About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. In Albertsons' late-night aisles, a delivery driver once asked aloud: ‘Who’s been stealing all the ketchup?’ Suddenly, an old lady in a grocery cart whispered: ‘Why, it must be that pesky ghost of Mr. Ketchup himself!’ The delivery driver shook his head and muttered under his breath: ‘Next time I’ll check the shelves myself.’
2. At dawn, when Albertsons’ parking lot is usually empty, a neighbor noticed something odd: someone kept leaving shopping bags filled with nothing but air. Curious, the neighbor followed one of the bags and found an exhausted delivery driver dozing off in his truck. Turns out, Albertsons had accidentally packed him lunch—an entire bag full of invisible sandwiches.
3. In Albertsons’ chilly produce section, a small child pointed excitedly and whispered, 'Mom, look! The apples are dancing!' The mother smiled, bending down to peer at the seemingly swaying fruit. ‘Oh, sweetie,’ she said softly, ‘it’s just the lights playing tricks on them.’ Just then, an elderly gentleman passing by chuckled and nodded knowingly. ‘I used to work here as a delivery driver,’ he confided. ‘Those apples always seem to dance when I’m in a hurry!’
4. In Albertsons’ dairy aisle, a customer found an old-fashioned bottle of milk with a handwritten note inside: ‘Drink me, and your shopping list will shrink by half.’ Curious, the shopper took a sip—and suddenly realized they’d forgotten their grocery list at home! The only thing on it was ‘milk,’ so they bought two more bottles just to be safe. As they left, a friendly delivery driver joked, ‘Guess that note worked too well!’