Whylie Eye Care Center

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At midnight, a delivery driver pulled up to Whylie Eye Care Center and noticed an ominous sign in the window: ‘Free Vision for One Who Sees Clearly.’ Curious, he entered only to discover the optician had vanished without a trace. Inside, everything was perfectly normal—except that all the glasses were priced at exactly zero rubles. Confused, the driver picked up a pair of prescription lenses and put them on. Suddenly, he saw his reflection clearly for the first time ever: it was himself, twenty years younger, holding identical glasses. He laughed out loud, realizing the optician had just given him a free glimpse into his future—and then promptly fell asleep on the counter, snoring like a bear.

2. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Whylie Eye Care Center and heard an eerie humming coming from inside. Curious, he peered through the window and saw a pair of spectacles slowly rotating on their own, as if dancing to an invisible tune. Suddenly, a voice whispered, ‘Would you like an extra-special fitting today?’ The delivery driver turned around and saw an old man with twinkling eyes, holding a box of vintage frames. The man winked and said, “Just don’t mention it to anyone—we’ve been doing this for years!”

3. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Whylie Eye Care Center and found the streetlights flickering like mad. As he approached the door, he heard an eerie humming coming from inside. Curious, he opened the door just a crack—and nearly jumped back as a pair of old spectacles winked at him from within. Turns out it was only an overzealous cleaning robot named Blinky, who thought it was his job to greet every visitor. The delivery driver laughed it off, shook his head, and left, never mentioning the incident to anyone.

4. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Whylie Eye Care Center and found the streetlights flickering like they were winking at him. As he approached the door, it creaked open on its own, revealing an eerie silence inside. The delivery driver called out, but only his reflection in the old-fashioned spectacle lenses answered back. Relieved, he realized it was just another late-night prank by a neighborhood prankster. Back home, he laughed, thinking, ‘Whylie Eye Care Center—now that’s a name for a place where nothing is ever quite what it seems.’