Vogue Vision Center

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up outside Vogue Vision Center and exclaimed, 'I just saw someone walking around with glasses that could see through walls!' The manager looked puzzled but intrigued. ‘Impossible,’ she said, trying on the glasses herself. Suddenly, she giggled, ‘Oh, these are just our new polarized lenses!’ The delivery driver scratched his head and walked away muttering, ‘Next time I’ll believe my eyes before my ears.’

2. One day, an elderly gentleman entered Vogue Vision Center and asked the clerk, ‘Do you sell glasses that can see into the future?’ The clerk smiled and replied, 'We have glasses for every occasion, sir.' The old man nodded thoughtfully before leaving, muttering something about needing a pair for his granddaughter's wedding next week. A few days later, a delivery driver came in with a package addressed to Mr. Smith, containing a pair of glasses labeled 'Future Viewer'. When asked if it was for the old gentleman, he shrugged and said, 'Nope, just another pair from our special collection.'

3. A curious neighbor stopped by Vogue Vision Center one afternoon and noticed something peculiar. As he peered through the window, he saw an employee adjusting not just glasses but entire displays of frames—each pair seemed to be whispering to each other in perfect synchronization. Curious, our neighbor decided to enter and asked what was going on. The employee smiled and explained that it was just a new feature—a gentle breeze from behind the counter occasionally made the frames move ever so slightly. Turns out, everyone in town now visits Vogue Vision Center for their sense of humor as well as their eyewear.

4. At precisely noon every Tuesday, a voice boomed over Vogue Vision Center’s intercom: ‘Attention customers! Your eyesight is about to change!’ Employees looked at each other puzzled but continued their work as usual. One day, an elderly gentleman walked in and asked for his usual prescription. Just when the voice announced the impending eye transformation, he exclaimed, ‘What?! Again? I thought I just had it done last week!’ The whole place burst into laughter, including the poor employee who’d been trying not to smile throughout the entire routine.