About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up outside UnityPoint Clinic Family Medicine. The air suddenly filled with an odd scent—a mix of fresh bread and warm cookies, unlike anything he’d ever smelled before. As he sniffed curiously, the door opened slightly, revealing a friendly face peering out. ‘Hey,’ said a neighbor, smiling warmly, ‘just wanted to let you know that our oven’s on overdrive tonight.’ With that, she closed the door, leaving the delivery guy standing there, nose still twitching from the unexpected aroma.
2. One morning, a little girl walked into UnityPoint Clinic Family Medicine with her pet parrot. As she approached the reception desk, the bird suddenly squawked, ‘I feel funny here!’ The receptionist smiled and replied, 'Don’t worry, sweetie, everyone feels a bit strange when they first come in.' The bird looked around suspiciously but eventually settled down. Later that day, an exhausted delivery driver mentioned to his colleague, 'Man, I felt like I was on another planet today—first UnityPoint Clinic, then that talking parrot!'
3. One foggy morning, a nurse at UnityPoint Clinic Family Medicine heard an odd announcement over the intercom: ‘Attention patients and staff—your next appointment might be rescheduled due to our new mascot, a friendly neighborhood squirrel named Dr. Nuts!’ The nurse smiled, thinking it was some prank from a regular patient. But then she saw him—a delivery driver waving a clipboard, dressed as a giant squirrel head, yelling, 'Dr. Nuts here, everyone!' The whole clinic burst into laughter, and that foggy morning turned into a day filled with smiles. From then on, whenever someone needed a check-up or prescription, they’d hear, 'Your next appointment is with Dr. Nuts!'
4. In the early hours of the morning, a doctor’s pager buzzed insistently. ‘UnityPoint Clinic Family Medicine,’ it chirped, as if trying to announce itself from another dimension. The doctor rubbed his eyes and muttered, 'Another routine call.' He picked up the phone, only to hear, 'This is UnityPoint Clinic Family Medicine checking on your well-being!' Turns out, it was just a misconfigured automated message reminding everyone that doctors care—even when they’re asleep.