About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. In the early morning hours, when most chiropractors were still dreaming of spinal adjustments, a delivery driver pulled up to Today’s Chiropractic of Des Moines with an unusual package. The receptionist took one look and exclaimed, ‘What on earth is that?’ Upon opening the box, everyone found a small card reading: 'Happy Spinal Health Day from your friendly neighborhood masseuse!' Inside was a bottle of massage oil and a note saying, 'Try rubbing this on your partner’s back—might help them sleep better than any adjustment.' The whole office burst out laughing, realizing it had been a practical joke played by a local resident who loved their services.
2. Late one night, as a delivery driver approached Today’s Chiropractic of Des Moines, he noticed something odd: the neon sign blinked not just ‘Chiropractor,’ but also an unexpected message—’Align Your Happiness Here.’ Curious, he parked and peered inside… Inside, a kindly old receptionist smiled warmly and asked if he needed help aligning his happiness. The delivery guy chuckled, shook his head, and said he was fine—just checking out the place. As he left, he heard someone whisper behind him, ‘And don’t forget to come back tomorrow!’
3. At dawn, when few people were awake, a delivery driver pulled up to Today’s Chiropractic of Des Moines. As he stepped out, he noticed something peculiar: the sign above the door seemed to sway gently in the breeze, even though there wasn’t a breath of wind. Curious, the driver approached and saw that the sign read: ‘Open Today!’ He smiled, realizing it was just another day in Des Moines. As he turned around, his neighbor happened to be walking by, scratching their head and muttering, ‘I thought I heard that sign moving too.’
4. At midnight, when only stars could see the streets of Des Moines, a delivery driver pulled up to Today’s Chiropractic of Des Moines and asked himself: ‘Why do I always get these late-night appointments?’ As he walked in, the lights flickered ominously. A sign above the door read: 'Closed for Adjustments.' The delivery driver knocked softly but heard a faint voice from within: 'Come on in, it's almost time!' Turns out it was just an old chiropractor practicing his own bedtime routine.