Rocket Cars

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Rocket Cars with a puzzled look on his face. The neon sign above flickered ominously as he approached the door. Inside, something odd was happening—an old man in a tweed suit was carefully adjusting the dashboard of an empty car. The old man smiled and said, 'Just making sure it’s ready for its next adventure.' As the delivery driver left, he overheard the old man muttering to himself, ‘And don’t forget to fill up the tank before you go.’ Outside, the neon sign finally went out with a soft pop, leaving only the faint scent of gasoline in the air.

2. A regular customer walked into Rocket Cars one afternoon and exclaimed, ‘I just saw something that can’t be true!’ ‘Last week,’ he said, ‘I watched a delivery driver climb out of his truck like Spider-Man, crawl along the roof of our garage, then leap back inside!’ The whole place burst out laughing. Turns out it was just his dog, trying to steal some snacks from the backseat.

3. A delivery driver pulled up to Rocket Cars one day, curious about an odd contraption on the loading dock. It looked like some sort of miniature spaceship, complete with blinking lights and a small sign reading ‘Free Test Drive.’ The delivery driver climbed aboard, and before he knew it, he was zipping around the parking lot like a madman. When he finally stopped, his face was beet-red from laughter—and so were those of everyone watching. Turns out, Rocket Cars wasn’t selling cars at all; it was just a fun place where neighbors could come for free joyrides in their very own little flying saucers.

4. A neighbor stopped by Rocket Cars one evening, muttering, ‘I swear I just saw a car drive itself down my street!’ The owner smiled and replied, 'Well, sir, that's because we test our self-driving cars every night!' The neighbor shook his head with a laugh, realizing he’d been had—until the very next day when another car drove itself right past him again.