Eyerly Ball Community Mental Health Services

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. A delivery driver pulled up to Eyerly Ball Clinic one morning and shouted, 'I just saw something crazy!' Everyone gathered around curiously. "What did you see?" asked an intern. The driver replied, 'I drove past this old lady walking her invisible dog.' Everyone burst out laughing. ‘Impossible!’ said a nurse. But the driver insisted it was true. Just then, another patient walked by with their own invisible pet bird on a leash. ‘See?’ grinned the driver. The whole clinic erupted in giggles.’

2. A delivery driver pulled up to Eyerly Ball Clinic one afternoon and yelled, ‘Hey, I just delivered some cookies here last week—where did they go?’ An elderly neighbor walked over and smiled: ‘Oh, those cookies? They never left—they were too scared of your big truck!’ Everyone burst out laughing, realizing it had been a case of mistaken identity.

3. A little girl skipped down the street, her eyes wide as she passed the old Eyerly Ball Clinic. Suddenly, she stopped dead in her tracks, pointing towards the building and whispering, ‘Mama, look! The sign says “Community Mental Health Services,” but it looks like they’re selling balloons!’ Just then, an elderly gentleman walked out carrying a big box of helium-filled balloons. He smiled warmly and said, 'Oh, hello there! These are for our next community event.' The little girl looked puzzled but her mother laughed gently, explaining that sometimes signs can be confusing, especially when they double as balloon stands!'

4. A delivery driver approached the gates of Eyerly Ball Clinic late one night. Stopping his truck, he called out into the darkness: 'Anyone here seen my package? I swear it just walked in!' Suddenly a voice echoed from inside: ‘Hey, pal! It’s not a package—it’s our new patient, Mr. Silent!’ The delivery driver scratched his head and muttered, ‘Figures…’