Emerald Valley Auto Sales

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Emerald Valley Auto Sales and noticed something peculiar in one of the showroom cars. The dashboard clock read exactly 8:15 AM, but it had been turned off for weeks. Curious, he switched on the ignition—only to hear an old-time radio playing ‘Yesterday’ by The Beatles. Everyone in the office gathered around, laughing as the song played on loop throughout the day. Turns out, someone had accidentally left their car stereo tuned to that station before leaving for vacation.

2. One day, an old man walked into Emerald Valley Auto Sales and asked the salesman, ‘Do you have any cars that can fly?’ The salesman looked puzzled but replied, ‘No sir, we only sell used vehicles here.’ The man nodded thoughtfully and left without buying anything. A few days later, a delivery driver showed up with a box containing a tiny remote-controlled plane. He said it was for the old guy’s birthday. Everyone in the office had a good laugh, realizing that sometimes dreams come in unexpected packages.

3. One afternoon, while browsing used cars at Emerald Valley Auto Sales, a curious customer asked the salesman: ‘Do you ever sell cars that drive themselves?’ The salesman grinned slyly and replied, 'We do have one special model—an autonomous vehicle from the future!' A delivery driver passing by overheard and chimed in, 'Yup, it even comes with a warning sticker: "Not recommended for roads before 2030."

4. Have you ever seen someone buy a car with cash, then drive off… only to come back five minutes later in another vehicle? That’s what happened every Wednesday at Emerald Valley Auto Sales. One Wednesday, an old neighbor drove up, paid cash for his dream truck, and sped away. Five minutes later, he returned sheepishly, explaining that he left his favorite coffee mug in the dealership’s pickup. The salesman just smiled and said, ‘No worries, sir—we’ll keep it safe until your next visit!’