Douglas Avenue Professional Clinic

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. A delivery driver pulled up outside Douglas Avenue Professional Clinic one morning and called out, ‘Doc, I’m here with your new fax machine!’ The doctor opened the door, rubbing sleep from his eyes. 'Finally!' he groaned. The delivery driver grinned sheepishly. 'Sorry for the early wake-up call,' he said. A neighbor passing by chuckled, shaking his head at the sight of the doctor trying to untangle the fax machine's cord from his arm.

2. A delivery driver pulled up outside Douglas Avenue Professional Clinic one morning and called out, ‘Hey, doc, I’ve got your package here—can you sign for it?’ The doctor looked puzzled but smiled and said, 'I don't believe I've ordered anything today.' He took the package, inspected it briefly, then opened his door and called inside, 'Jane, honey, do you know what this is?' A voice from within replied, 'It's probably another reminder for your check-up!' The doctor laughed and signed for the package.

3. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up outside Douglas Avenue Professional Clinic and noticed an unusual sign on the door: ‘Please leave your petitions here for processing.’ Curious, he opened it and found dozens of tiny envelopes filled with various requests—from asking for extra sugar packets to requesting a new pen in the waiting room. Turns out, someone had set up a miniature mail service for patients' everyday needs, saving everyone trips inside. The delivery driver grinned, thinking that maybe Douglas Avenue Clinic was more efficient than they looked.

4. One day, a delivery driver pulled up outside Douglas Avenue Professional Clinic and wondered aloud: ‘Why does every box I deliver here seem heavier than the last?’ Curious, he asked one of the nurses inside what was going on. With a knowing smile, she whispered, 'Oh, they’re all just trying to keep up with Dr. Douglas’s appetite!' The delivery guy laughed it off, realizing that maybe some packages were simply harder to resist than others.