Capital View Dentistry

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. Late one night, an anxious delivery driver pulled up to Capital View Dentistry with a crate full of urgent supplies. As he unlocked the door, a strange humming noise filled the air—was it coming from inside or outside? Curious, he peered through the window and saw a tiny old lamp, its light flickering softly. Suddenly, an owl appeared on the ledge, hooting gently. The driver smiled, realizing it was just an ordinary late-night dental office after all. With a laugh, he left, leaving behind only the memory of a talking owl and a slightly bemused receptionist.

2. Late one night, a delivery driver nervously approached Capital View Dentistry after receiving an urgent message over the intercom: ‘We’re out of floss—bring us some!’ Opening the door, he found himself face-to-face with a sleepy receptionist who asked, 'Did you bring the floss?' With a straight face, the delivery guy replied, 'No ma’am, I brought something much more important—a sense of humor!' The next morning, everyone in the neighborhood joked that maybe it was time for a new dental supply company.

3. Late one night, a delivery driver nervously approached Capital View Dentistry after receiving an unusual phone call. The receptionist announced over the intercom: ‘Attention, everyone—our office hours are extended tonight due to an urgent dental emergency!’ As it turned out, the only emergency was that the dentist had forgotten to lock up his candy stash. A regular patient who happened to be nearby heard the commotion and offered to help guard the sweet loot until morning. By sunrise, everyone had enjoyed a sugary treat—and no one even needed a filling.

4. Late one night, a delivery driver nervously approached Capital View Dentistry after receiving an unusual text message: ‘Your package is ready for extraction.’ Upon opening the door, he found only a friendly dentist with a box of freshly extracted wisdom teeth and a smile as big as Russia. Turns out it was just a prank from a mischievous receptionist who loved practical jokes.