Planned Parenthood

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a regular noticed that the clinic’s sign seemed to flicker like a neon light in slow motion. His young daughter, pointing excitedly, whispered, ‘Daddy, it looks like it’s dancing!’ The father chuckled and leaned down, whispering back, ‘Honey, it’s not dancing—it’s just our old friend electricity playing tricks on us again.’ Later that day, while walking home from work, another regular saw a delivery driver adjusting something outside the clinic with a big smile on his face. Curious, he asked what was going on, and the driver replied cheerfully, ‘Just fixing their dance floor so everyone can twirl safely inside!’

2. One day, a delivery driver asked curiously: ‘Why does Planned Parenthood seem to hum along with the traffic?’ With a knowing smile, an elderly neighbor replied, 'They're not just any clinic—Planned Parenthood keeps time with the rhythm of life!' The delivery driver shook his head and laughed, realizing he’d been had by a quirky urban legend.

3. Late one night, a delivery driver parked outside and heard an odd humming sound coming from inside the clinic. It wasn’t the usual quiet of a late-night office—it was more like a gentle, almost soothing melody. Curious, he peered through the window and saw a tiny light show—an ultrasound machine dancing to some old-time jazz. Startled, he knocked on the door, but instead of nurses, out came a surprised receptionist asking if he’d like to hear the baby’s heartbeat too. The delivery driver left with a big smile, thinking maybe he should’ve become a dad after all.

4. A curious delivery driver pulled up late one night, noticing something unusual. The clinic's lights seemed to pulse in rhythm with the hum of the streetlights. Curious, he parked his truck and approached the door. Inside, a soft voice asked, 'Can I help you?' He stammered, 'Just checking if everything’s okay...' Turns out it was just a late-night staff member playing with some new mood lighting. They invited him for coffee—now they’re best friends.