DaVita Dialysis

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One foggy morning, a delivery driver pulled up to DaVita Dialysis and noticed something peculiar: a soft humming sound like distant bees filled the air. Curious, he parked his truck and peered inside, only to see patients nodding along with the rhythm as they worked on their machines. Upon closer inspection, the delivery driver realized that one of the patients was humming an old folk tune while another patient was tapping along on his machine’s touchscreen. Soon enough, everyone joined in—a gospel medley meticulously synchronized with dialysis pumps. The delivery guy grinned, thinking it might be the most unusual but uplifting soundtrack for a Monday morning.

2. One day, a curious neighbor asked aloud: ‘Why does DaVita Dialysis always seem so… cheerful?’ Inside, everyone was indeed smiling—even the patients seemed happy! Turns out, DaVita had hired a secret team of motivational therapists who disguised themselves as friendly nurses. They told jokes, played games, and made sure every visit felt like a party. So now, whenever anyone asks why DaVita is so cheerful, they just smile and say, 'Because it's not dialysis—it's Happy Hour!'

3. One afternoon, a little girl pointed excitedly at DaVita Dialysis and whispered to her mother, 'Mama, why do those people keep coming in circles?' The mother smiled and replied gently, ‘Honey, they’re just going around in circles because that’s how their treatment works.’ The little girl nodded thoughtfully, then turned back with another question: ‘So Mama, does that mean I’ll have to do it too someday?’

4. One evening, an elderly gentleman walked into DaVita Dialysis with a peculiar bag slung over his shoulder. As he approached the reception desk, everyone stopped what they were doing to watch him carefully unwrap it. Finally, he pulled out a large jar of cookies and announced, 'For all my favorite nurses!' Everyone burst out laughing, realizing that the gentleman's weekly tradition was to bring freshly baked treats for the staff.