About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Planned Parenthood Dayton Health Center and noticed something peculiar—a faint whiff of freshly baked cookies wafting from the building. Curious, he parked his truck and followed the scent inside. Inside, he found an elderly volunteer baking cookies in the waiting room. She smiled warmly and offered him one, saying, ‘They help pass the time for our patients.’ The driver took a bite, nodded approvingly, and left, muttering under his breath, ‘Best prenatal care I’ve ever had!’
2. One day, an elderly gentleman walked into Planned Parenthood Dayton Health Center and asked the receptionist with a twinkle in his eye, ‘Excuse me, ma’am, do you know where I can get some advice on gardening?’ The receptionist smiled warmly and replied, ‘Sir, I’m here for health services only.’ He laughed heartily and said, ‘I’ll take that as a no then!’ Exiting the door, he turned back and added with a wink, ‘Guess I’ll just ask my neighbor next time—she’s an expert gardener.’ The staff couldn’t help but laugh, realizing they’d just become part of someone else’s funny story.
3. Late one night, a security guard patrolling the Planned Parenthood Dayton Health Center heard an odd humming sound coming from the basement. Curious but cautious, he approached with his flashlight, only to discover rows of tiny incubators filled with glowing LED lights—none connected to any medical equipment. As he peered closer, he noticed little green aliens waving hello through the glass. Startled, he called out for backup. Turns out it was just a delivery driver testing new LED signs for the waiting room. Moral of the story? Always check your lighting before midnight patrol.
4. Late one night, a security guard patrolling the Planned Parenthood Dayton Health Center noticed something strange. ‘Why is there a box of donuts in the lobby?’ he wondered aloud. Curious, he opened it and found only one note inside: 'Free donuts for patients today—sorry, ran out.' Turned out a friendly delivery driver had mistakenly left an order meant for another building. The guard laughed it off, thinking, 'At least someone’s trying to brighten our day!'