McCrary Rost Clinic

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. In McCrary Rost Clinic’s waiting room one morning, a regular noticed something peculiar on the reception desk—a small, unlabeled jar filled with colorful pills. Curious, he asked the nurse what it was for. She shrugged and said, ‘Oh, that? No one knows—it’s been there forever.’ Soon enough, everyone in town started dropping by just to see those mysterious pills. One day, a delivery driver joked, 'Maybe they’re placebos for patients who can’t afford real medicine!' Eventually, someone dared to ask Dr. McCrary himself. With a twinkle in his eye, he replied, “Ah, those are our secret recipe for good mood—everybody gets one!” Since then, McCrary Rost Clinic became famous not for its treatments but for handing out free happiness.

2. In McCrary Rost Clinic's parking lot, a delivery driver found an unusual package wrapped in brown paper. Curious, he opened it only to discover a life-sized cardboard cutout of a smiling receptionist waving goodbye. Surprised and amused, the delivery driver took a selfie with the cardboard receptionist and posted it online. The next day, his boss asked him why he was smiling so broadly—turns out, someone had accidentally delivered the clinic’s new signage instead of the usual packages.

3. At dawn, when McCrary Rost Clinic’s doors were usually locked tight, a neighbor heard a strange humming sound coming from inside. Curious, she tiptoed closer and saw an old doctor asleep in his chair, snoring softly while surrounded by rows of sleeping mannequins. Turns out it was just another night shift for him—McCrary Rost Clinic never closed, even if no one was awake to see it.

4. At midnight, when McCrary Rost Clinic’s lights were off and its doors closed tight, a janitor cleaning the hallways overheard faint whispers coming from the empty operating theater. Curious, he approached the door, thinking it might be a colleague playing a prank. But what he saw made him burst into laughter—an old coffee cup with a note reading ‘Please clean me’ had been left on the surgical table.