Five Rivers Health Center - Edgemont Campus

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver grumbled under his breath as he parked his truck near Five Rivers Health Center’s Edgemont Campus. ‘Why do I always get stuck here?’ he muttered, glancing at the old clock tower across the street. Suddenly, an elderly gentleman emerged from the clinic and called out, ‘Hey, young man! Do you know what time it is?’ The delivery guy checked his watch and said, 'It's 8:30, sir.' The old man nodded wisely and replied, 'Ah, so you're the one who brings us our breakfast every day. Thanks for your hard work!' The driver smiled sheepishly and thought, 'At least now I won't be late for my own breakfast.'

2. In the early hours of dawn, a delivery driver grumbled under his breath as he parked his truck outside Five Rivers Health Center's Edgemont Campus. Suddenly, an eerie humming sound filled the air, like distant bees buzzing in perfect harmony. The driver looked around suspiciously but saw no one. Curious, he stepped closer and noticed a faint light coming from behind a nearby bush. Peering through, he found himself staring at a small group of ducks peacefully quacking and preening their feathers. Startled, he burst out laughing—apparently, the humming was just the gentle cooing of contented ducks enjoying their morning sunbathe.

3. In the late afternoon, an elderly gentleman sat in the waiting room, dozing off to the soft humming sound coming from the ceiling vents. Just as he was about to wake up with a start, a young delivery driver walked in, fumbling with his phone and muttering something about traffic. The old man smiled and whispered softly, ‘Another day, another story…’

4. Late one night, a delivery driver parked his van outside the clinic and noticed something odd: a sign taped to the front door read ‘Emergency? Dial 555-HELP.’ But when he dialed it, nothing happened—until he tried again, slower, almost whispering. Then came a soft voice from within: “Hello? Is there really an emergency?” The driver whispered even quieter into the phone, and suddenly a nurse’s voice replied, groggy but awake: 'What took you so long?' Turns out, the number was for the neighboring nursing home next door.