Bess for Less Auto Aales, LLC

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Bess for Less Auto Sales and asked curiously, ‘Why does that old lady always sit in her car, waving at everyone who comes in?’ An elderly woman, Mrs. Jones, lived next door and had a habit of greeting everyone with a wave from her parked car. Turns out, she was waiting for her daily delivery of fresh bread from the bakery across the street. The delivery driver finally realized it when he saw her waving at him with a big smile and a freshly baked loaf in her hand.

2. One day, an unusual announcement crackled over Bess for Less Auto Sales’ intercom: ‘Attention, customers! Due to a rare alignment of planets, today’s prices are exactly half their usual value—if you believe in astrology!’ Soon enough, a regular walked in and asked if he could get his dream car at half price too. The salesman smiled mysteriously and replied, 'Sir, your luck with cars is already perfect—they always break down on you!' Everyone burst out laughing, including the delivery driver who just arrived with a car that wouldn’t start.

3. One afternoon, a regular walked into Bess for Less Auto Sales and asked the salesman, 'Do you have any cars that can drive themselves?' The salesman grinned slyly, ‘We’ve got plenty of cars here, but none with self-driving features.’ A delivery driver chimed in, ‘Actually, I saw something cool last week—this new Tesla model!’ The regular laughed heartily, shaking his head, ‘No thanks, kid. Just give me your best manual car deal today.’

4. A curious neighbor parked his bicycle outside Bess for Less Auto Sales one evening, peering through the window at the strange assortment of vehicles on display. Inside, a delivery driver was trying to start an ancient lawnmower with a rope, while an old mechanic whistled tunelessly. The neighbor waved and asked if anyone needed help fixing a bike. Everyone stopped, stared, then burst out laughing. Turned out, that’s exactly what they were missing—a human touch.