Weis

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One night, a delivery driver pulled up to Weis and noticed something strange: every time he left his truck, an empty box of cereal appeared on the shelf next to him. Curious, the driver followed the cereal boxes until they led him to the backroom, where an old cashier was laughing and whispering into her phone: 'Just one more for the story, honey!' Turned out she’d been playing a prank on everyone since high school.

2. Late one night, an employee was restocking shelves when he heard whispers coming from behind him. Curious but cautious, he turned around—and saw nothing but empty aisles. Suddenly, a can of corn whispered, ‘Hey, pal!’ Startled, the worker jumped back and bumped into a display. As he looked around sheepishly, a voice chuckled softly from nearby: ‘Don’t worry, I’m just a talking vegetable.’ Turns out it was only a delivery driver playing a prank on him. The two ended up laughing until closing time.

3. At closing time, an elderly gentleman approached the cash register with a peculiar request for the checkout clerk. "Excuse me,” he said, “but could you please tell me if Weis sells unicorn milk?" The clerk laughed politely but replied, ‘Sir, I’m afraid not.’ But ever since then, some customers claim they’ve seen bottles of sparkling liquid on the shelves late at night… One evening, a delivery driver mentioned offhandedly that he’d seen a mysterious carton labeled ‘moonlight essence’ in the dairy section. Soon enough, rumors spread like wildfire—was it actually unicorn milk? Then one day, an excited child asked the manager if they sold dragon tears too. The manager smiled and simply replied, ‘Next time, little one, maybe we’ll find both!’

4. In the early morning hours, a security guard patrolling the parking lot of Weis spotted something odd in an empty shopping cart. A small plastic dinosaur, its eyes glowing eerily in the dark, seemed to be watching him intently. As he approached closer, the dinosaur’s eyes dimmed and it fell over with a little clatter. Turned out someone had left it there after a late-night grocery run. The guard chuckled, thinking how that plastic friend must’ve been keeping watch for a neighbor or a delivery driver. From then on, whenever anyone saw a dinosaur in an empty cart, they’d just smile and say, ‘Looks like Weis has another night watchman!’