Texas Health Surgery Center

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver noticed something strange: every time he parked near Texas Health Surgery Center, his coffee seemed to get warmer on its own. Curious, he mentioned it to a neighbor who happened to be an electrician. They investigated and found nothing unusual—until they realized the center had just installed a new air conditioning unit that was blowing warm air onto the cars in the parking lot. From then on, everyone joked that the surgery center had a secret ‘healing breeze’ for cold drinks.

2. At dawn, when most people were still dreaming of cowboys and barbecue, a delivery driver noticed something peculiar. Every time he approached Texas Health Surgery Center with his truckload of supplies, the parking lot seemed to shrink just enough for him to fit perfectly—no matter how full it appeared on arrival. One morning, a neighbor passing by saw our intrepid delivery driver struggling with his load. ‘What’s up?’ she asked curiously. He shrugged, smiling sheepishly, 'I don’t know, but every time I come here, this place seems to get smaller!’ They both laughed, realizing that maybe, just maybe, the center had an invisible shrinking machine for visitors' trucks.

3. At closing time, a curious poodle named Maxi kept sniffing around the Texas Health Surgery Center's entrance. Every night, without fail, she would pause just before the doors, as if trying to catch a whiff of secret surgeries. Finally, one evening, Maxi’s owner noticed her antics and followed her. They found her standing next to a delivery driver who was leaving a box filled with donuts. Turns out, Maxi had been smelling not surgery, but sweet treats after hours.

4. At nightfall, an exhausted delivery driver pulled into the parking lot of Texas Health Surgery Center. To his surprise, among the boxes in his truck sat a mysterious package wrapped in brown paper—labeled simply as ‘For Dr. Smith’s next patient’. Curious, he opened it and found inside a small note reading: 'Dear Dr. Smith, please operate on my heart—my alarm clock is broken.' The delivery driver laughed so hard that he woke up the entire surgery center.