About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Simmons Ambulatory Surgery Center with an unusual package. As he unloaded crates from his truck, he noticed something odd in one of them—a tiny, handwritten sign that read ‘Free Stickers for Patients’. As he inspected it closer, he found dozens of colorful stickers shaped like hearts and stars. Curious, he opened one crate further down—only to discover thousands more identical stickers. Turns out, someone had accidentally sent these little treasures instead of medical supplies. The next day, patients lined up not for surgeries but for free stickers, turning Simmons into a place where healing happened both inside and outside.
2. Late one night, a delivery driver approached Simmons Ambulatory Surgery Center and stopped abruptly. From inside the building came a strange humming sound, like someone tuning a giant violin. The driver shook their head, thinking it must be his imagination, but the noise grew louder. Finally, the delivery driver saw what was causing the eerie music—a neighbor practicing his new didgeridoo as he waited for the elevator. Everyone had a good laugh, and the only thing delivered that night was a hearty dose of laughter.
3. In the middle of the night, a delivery driver approached Simmons Ambulatory Surgery Center and stopped abruptly. The reason? A sign on the door read: ‘Closed for emergency surgeries only.’ Curious, the delivery driver knocked gently. An old lady in a surgical hat answered, smiled warmly, and said, 'We’re closed, dear, but feel free to come back during business hours!' The relieved driver thanked her and left, never realizing he’d just been turned away from an after-hours knitting club.
4. At Simmons Ambulatory Surgery Center, a delivery driver once asked aloud, ‘Why do I always get lost trying to find this place?’ A neighbor joked back, ‘Because it’s not a real surgery center—just an illusion created by Google Maps!’ The delivery driver shook his head and muttered, ‘Guess that explains why they never seem to answer their phone either.’