Robinson Dentistry

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Robinson Dentistry, every morning begins with an announcement over the intercom: ‘Please be advised that today’s dental floss supply is limited to one spool per customer.’ A regular once quipped, ‘They must be running out of patients!’ One day, a delivery driver asked curiously, ‘Why do you always get so much floss?’ The receptionist replied with a straight face, ‘It’s for our secret nighttime dental orchestra rehearsals!’ And ever since then, everyone in town has wondered if they can hear faint violin music late at night.

2. At Robinson Dentistry, every afternoon around three o’clock, the receptionist starts humming ‘Happy Birthday.’ No one knows why or who it's for, but everyone joins in. One day a new patient walked in, clearly nervous. When they heard the singing, they asked what was going on. The receptionist smiled and said, 'It's just our little tradition—we sing “Happy Birthday” to anyone who needs a filling!' The patient relaxed with a relieved smile, thinking it was adorable.

3. At Robinson Dentistry, every day after lunch, a small brown envelope mysteriously appears in the parking lot. No one knows whose it is or why it's there. One afternoon, an excited delivery driver found the envelope and opened it curiously. Inside was just a note that read: ‘Your teeth are fine today—enjoy your afternoon!’ Everyone laughed, realizing it was probably a joke from a regular patient who loved pranks. From then on, whenever someone saw the envelope, they’d smile and say, ‘Guess our secret dentist friend is watching over us again.’

4. At Robinson Dentistry, whenever a new patient arrives for their first visit, the receptionist whispers, 'Remember to bring your sense of humor—today's dentist has quite the collection of dental jokes!' One day, a delivery driver named Alex walked in with a worried look on his face. The receptionist leaned close and whispered, ‘Don’t worry, Dr. Robinson loves puns—he’ll make you laugh before he even looks at your teeth!’ Sure enough, after an examination that included jokes about root canals and cavity searches, Alex left with a smile—and a new appreciation for dentists.