Primary Dental

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, as patients were settling in for their check-ups, an unfamiliar voice crackled over Primary Dental’s intercom: ‘Attention, everyone—your teeth are talking!’ Suddenly, a regular patient exclaimed, ‘I can hear them too!’ A delivery driver piped up, ‘They sound like they’re arguing over whose turn it is next!’ Before long, the whole waiting room was laughing along with the chattering teeth. The dentist just shook his head and smiled, saying, ‘Welcome to Primary Dental—where your dental appointments never feel quite so quiet.’

2. In the early hours of every Wednesday, a mysterious van would pull up outside Primary Dental. A delivery driver would emerge, carrying boxes marked ‘confidential,’ but no one ever saw him leave anything behind. One day, an excited neighbor knocked on the door of Dr. Smith’s office and whispered, 'I saw him! The delivery guy was delivering boxes filled with candies!' Everyone laughed, realizing that for years they’d been waiting for something sweet instead of serious dental supplies.

3. Have you heard about the strange noises coming from Primary Dental after dark? A local delivery driver recently asked aloud: ‘Who’s getting cavity-fit at midnight?’ It turns out that every night around midnight, a regular would come in with a big smile and say, 'Doc, I feel like something’s missing!' And Dr. Smith would reply, 'Try flossing, sir.' The whole thing became such a joke that now, whenever someone mentions Primary Dental, everyone just shakes their heads and laugh—even the delivery drivers who used to get spooked.

4. At night, when the streetlights dimmed and everyone else went home, a faint humming started near Primary Dental. It grew louder each week, like a distant party slowly approaching. Finally, one curious neighbor peeked inside after hearing the noise for months. The receptionist smiled warmly: ‘Oh, hello! Our new air conditioning unit is just getting acquainted with the building.’