Preston Smiles Family Dentistry

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At nightfall, an old man with a flashlight appeared in Preston Smiles’ parking lot. He’d been coming every full moon for years, whispering strange incantations while adjusting something under the office’s neon sign. One evening, a delivery driver noticed him and asked what he was doing. The old man just smiled enigmatically and replied, ‘Just making sure our smiles shine brightest.’ Turns out, he was simply aligning the neon lights so they cast a perfect glow on the nearby park.

2. One morning, a delivery driver asked: ‘Why does Dr. Preston always wave at empty rooms?’ ‘He waves at his patients,’ answered an old lady passing by. ‘They’re not in the rooms yet.’ The delivery driver scratched his head and said, ‘So he’s waving at empty chairs?’ A nearby neighbor chimed in with a smile: ‘No, he’s just really good at his job—even when no one’s there!’

3. One day, a curious note slipped out from under the door of Preston Smiles' waiting room. It read: 'Toothpaste for breakfast? Try our special recipe!' Curious patients began bringing their own toothpaste jars filled with mysterious concoctions. Soon enough, an old delivery driver arrived with giant boxes labeled ‘Super Secret Toothpaste Recipe.’ The staff tried not to laugh as they unpacked jars filled with everything from ketchup to mayonnaise. But when Dr. Preston tasted one jar and declared it ‘the best thing since sliced bread,’ everyone knew—even if you never brush your teeth again, don’t miss Preston Smiles!’

4. In the early hours before dawn, a soft humming sound could be heard coming from inside Preston Smiles' office. No one knew whose it was or why it started every morning. One day, an excited delivery driver burst in, asking if anyone had heard the noise. Turned out, his package contained a new set of teeth for a regular who always came in with a big smile—only these were for his pet rabbit! Everyone laughed so hard they almost missed closing time.