Physicians Day Surgery

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver noticed something odd outside Physicians Day Surgery: the same old man kept appearing, dressed in scrubs, carrying a clipboard and muttering to himself. ‘Who does he think he is?’ wondered the driver. As days passed, the delivery driver started bringing him snacks and small gifts, thinking he might be lonely. One day, while delivering supplies, they asked, ‘Hey, do you work here often?’ The old man looked up, smiled, and said, “I’m just practicing for when I retire.” They both laughed, realizing he was probably the friendliest janitor ever.

2. One day, an elderly gentleman visited Physicians Day Surgery for a routine check-up. As he walked out, puzzled, he asked his neighbor, ‘Why does everyone here seem to be leaving with a new prescription for catnip?’ The neighbor shrugged and smiled, ‘Oh, they’re not prescribing catnip for pets—this is just where all the local night owls come for their sleep aids!’ The old man nodded knowingly as he left, muttering under his breath, “I’ll remember that next time I’m up late watching those darned infomercials.”

3. In the early hours of one foggy morning, a delivery driver parked his truck near Physicians Day Surgery and noticed something peculiar. The parking lot lights were on, but there wasn’t a sound or sign of life. He approached cautiously, calling out ‘Hello?’ Only the eerie silence answered him. Then he heard it—a faint snore from inside. Turns out, an overnight nurse had dozed off in her chair while watching old medical dramas. The delivery driver smiled, shook his head, and quietly left, promising himself never again to deliver after midnight.

4. In the middle of the night, a delivery driver parked his truck near Physicians Day Surgery and stretched after unloading supplies. Suddenly, he heard a soft humming coming from inside. Curious, he peered through the window and saw an old doctor doing some late-night stretches himself. Turns out it was just another Physician having his own little break-time workout. The delivery driver chuckled and drove off, leaving behind only a few giggles and a newfound respect for early-morning surgery routines.