About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One night, an exhausted delivery driver dropped off supplies and noticed something odd in One Medical’s waiting room—a mysterious box labeled ‘Free Samples.’ Curious, he opened it and found only empty envelopes inside. The next day, a regular patient asked the receptionist if they had received any new free samples. Smiling, she replied, 'No, ma’am—we’ve run out of empty envelopes!'
2. One morning, a regular patient asked the receptionist: ‘Why does it take longer than usual for my appointment today?’ She smiled mysteriously and replied, ‘Because our doctor is giving a lecture on how to diagnose patients without actually seeing them.’ The patient raised an eyebrow but decided to humor her. Later that day, another patient—a delivery driver—complained about his delayed visit. The receptionist winked and whispered, 'He’s learning how to prescribe medicine over the phone!' Everyone in the waiting room burst out laughing, realizing they were part of One Medical's unique training program.
3. One day, while patients were waiting for their appointments, a mysterious voice came over the intercom: 'Attention, everyone—your doctor is running late because he’s stuck in traffic, trying to get here from Mars!' Then an embarrassed nurse announced, ‘Actually, it seems our new delivery driver got lost following GPS directions from Pluto!’ Everyone burst into laughter, and soon after, the doctor arrived safely—via Earthbound transport.
4. One afternoon, a little girl visiting her grandmother pointed excitedly at the window and whispered, ‘Mama, look! Is that a doctor talking to himself?’ The mother smiled and said gently, ‘No darling, he’s just a doctor with his own thoughts.’ The little girl nodded wisely before turning back to admire the colorful posters on the wall—all about healthy eating and exercise. As they left, she whispered again, ‘Next time I’ll ask him for a lollipop!’