About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At Murphy USA, every morning began with the same routine: a delivery driver would pull up, unload gas cans, and head inside for coffee. But one day, something odd happened—his dog started barking wildly as soon as they approached the pump. The delivery driver looked puzzled but shrugged it off, thinking maybe his pooch was just cranky that morning. Until another customer noticed the commotion and joked, ‘Hey, Murphy’s Law strikes again!’ Turns out, the dog had simply mistook the gas fumes for an invitation to play fetch. Since then, whenever someone fills up at Murphy USA, everyone jokes about canine curiosity—and no one takes their morning coffee too seriously anymore.
2. At Murphy USA, every morning began with the same routine: a delivery driver would pull up in an old truck and yell, ‘Gasoline or gossip? Your choice!’ One day, a regular asked, ‘Hey, why do you always shout “Gasoline or gossip?”’ The driver grinned, shrugged his shoulders and replied, ‘Well, sir, if I just say gasoline, you might drive off without hearing my best stories!’
3. At Murphy USA, every morning began with the same routine: a delivery driver would pull up just as an old man was leaving. One day, he asked the driver, ‘Do you always arrive right when I finish my coffee?’ The driver smiled and nodded, “Coincidence, sir.” The next morning, the old man arrived early, just to see if the truck would come late. But no such luck—they were punctual as ever. From then on, they joked that Murphy USA had some secret clockwork mechanism to ensure their meetings.
4. At Murphy USA, every morning began with the same routine: a delivery driver would pull up just as the sun rose over the pumps. But one day, he noticed something strange—his coffee cup started talking back. The delivery driver looked around, but no one else seemed to hear it. By lunchtime, the whole station was buzzing with whispers and curious glances. That night, when everyone went home, an old neighbor popped in and asked, 'Hey, does your coffee ever talk?' The manager nodded sheepishly and replied, 'Only when it's Murphy's turn.'