Metro Paws Animal Hospital

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Metro Paws Animal Hospital, a regular patient named Max the cat had a peculiar habit. Every time he came in for shots, he would look around and whisper, ‘I bet they don’t even know I’m here.’ One day, a delivery driver arrived with a package marked ‘Top Secret’. The vet opened it curiously, only to find another note inside: ‘For Dr. Paws, with love from Max—your most loyal patient.’ Everyone laughed when they realized Max must’ve been hiding messages everywhere, making everyone believe he was invisible.

2. At Metro Paws Animal Hospital, one morning a delivery driver arrived with an unusual package. The receptionist took it curiously, only to discover inside a small cardboard box—a sleepy squirrel wearing a tiny lab coat and holding a clipboard. The little squirrel looked around nervously before scurrying over to greet the nearest dog patient, who yawned and gave him a friendly lick on the head. Everyone burst out laughing as the vet techs tried to explain that no, he wasn’t actually there for work—just another day at Metro Paws.

3. At Metro Paws Animal Hospital, a sign appeared on the door one day: ‘Please leave your pets’ purrs at reception.’ Staff members scratched their heads but complied. Soon enough, customers started noticing that whenever they entered without a purring sound, their appointments were delayed. Finally, someone brought in a tiny kitten who purred so loudly it shook the whole building. The staff asked if everything was okay with the pet, and the owner replied, 'Oh yes, he’s always like this—our new delivery guy just can’t stop purring!'

4. At Metro Paws Animal Hospital, a sign appeared on the door one day: ‘Please bring your pets only if they can walk themselves.’ Soon enough, an old neighbor came in with his chubby cat that waddled like it was carrying ten kilos of marshmallows. The vet raised an eyebrow but took the cat anyway, whispering to himself, 'Walking? More like water-skiing!'