Llanos Auto Sales

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. In the early morning fog of Llanos, when most people were still dreaming, a delivery driver pulled up to Llanos Auto Sales. The yard was eerily quiet except for the soft hum of an old radio inside. As he approached the office door, it slowly opened on its own, revealing a shadowy figure who whispered, ‘Today’s your lucky day.’ The delivery driver followed the shadow into the dimly lit room where an old man with twinkling eyes sat behind a dusty desk. 'Just what I needed,' muttered the driver, realizing he’d forgotten his lunch again. The man smiled and said, 'Next time bring your appetite—we’re having steaks tonight!'

2. In the early morning fog of Llanos, when most people were still dreaming, a delivery driver pulled up to Llanos Auto Sales. As he unlocked the trunk, he heard an eerie humming sound coming from inside one of the cars. Curious, he peered inside and saw a tiny old man polishing the dashboard. ‘What are you doing here?’ asked the driver. The little fellow replied, ‘Just helping your boss prepare these cars for sale.’ They both laughed, realizing it was just an especially talkative salesman.

3. In the early morning fog of Llanos, when most people were still dreaming, an old pickup truck pulled into Llanos Auto Sales lot. Its headlights cast eerie shadows on the dusty cars, and as the delivery driver stepped out, he noticed something odd: every single tire had been replaced with giant inflatable balloons. The delivery driver scratched his head, shrugged, and walked back to his truck. Later that day, a regular customer arrived, asking why his new tires looked like birthday balloons. With a smile, the owner replied, 'Just our little way of making sure you never get stuck!'

4. In the early morning fog of Llanos, when most people were still sleeping, a delivery driver noticed something odd. As he pulled up to Llanos Auto Sales, the headlights reflected off rows and rows of cars, each one seemingly pointing in a different direction. Curious, the driver got out and approached one car, only to see its dashboard clock showing 8:15 AM—perfectly normal time. Turns out, every car had its own internal clock set to different times, making them all appear like they were facing different directions. It was just an optical illusion caused by the fog. The delivery driver laughed it off as another quirky tale from Llanos Auto Sales, where nothing was ever quite what it seemed.