About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, an early bird delivery driver arrived with his usual load of supplies. As he parked his truck near the entrance, he noticed something peculiar: a small, furry creature scurrying around the parking lot. Curious, he followed it and found himself standing in front of the clinic’s back door. Turns out, it was just a mischievous squirrel collecting acorns for winter. The delivery guy shook his head, smiled, and thought, ‘Guess I’ll be the only one who thinks Kessler Park has a secret squirrel dialysis patient!’
2. One afternoon, a regular patient exclaimed, ‘I thought I recognized that voice!’ Everyone looked around curiously as they heard a familiar tune coming from one of the dialysis machines. It turned out to be just the delivery driver humming along to his favorite song while making rounds with supplies. Soon enough, everyone was smiling and singing along, creating an unexpected but pleasant atmosphere in the usually quiet clinic.
3. One day, a concerned neighbor asked: 'Have you noticed how our dialysis center seems to attract strange visitors?' Another neighbor replied with a smile, ‘Oh, they’re just regular patients taking their afternoon walks!’ The concerned neighbor shook their head and said, ‘Next time I’ll bring them some cookies—maybe that will keep them occupied inside.’
4. One night, as patients were settling in for their treatments, an unfamiliar voice crackled over the intercom: "Attention everyone—your dialysis machines are now powered by the same algorithm used in Google Maps!" Everyone froze for a moment, but then someone whispered, ‘Wait, does that mean I can finally get directions to the bathroom without asking?’ The room erupted in laughter, and soon enough, the machines hummed back into action. From that day on, whenever anyone needed directions, they simply asked the dialysis machine—and it never once sent them down a one-way street.