Glo Tanning

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. A regular customer of Glo Tanning noticed something strange one morning: ‘Hey,’ he said aloud, ‘my skin’s glowing!’ Soon everyone started noticing their complexions had taken on an unexpected sheen after sessions. Then a delivery driver commented jokingly, ‘Is that your new tan or did you spill some sunscreen?’ Before long, customers were comparing notes and laughing about whose glow was brighter. The manager finally announced, ‘We’re not sure what it is, but keep coming back—we’ll call it our secret ingredient!’

2. One day, a delivery driver pulled up to Glo Tanning and noticed an odd sound coming from inside. Curious, he peered through the window and saw nothing unusual—until he heard it again: a soft, rhythmic humming that seemed to come from the tanning beds themselves. As he approached closer, he saw a small, contented smile on one of the bed’s faces—a mannequin, dressed in a bikini top, gently nodding along with the tune. Turns out, someone had accidentally left the music on, and now Glo Tanning was hosting its very own tropical dance party for inanimate objects. The delivery driver quietly closed the door, leaving the beds to their groovy tan session.

3. A delivery driver pulled up to Glo Tanning one afternoon, noticing something peculiar in the back of the store. Curious, he peered inside and found a mysterious package wrapped in brown paper, labeled only with the words: ‘For Perfectly Even Tan’. The delivery driver opened it carefully, revealing a bottle filled with an oddly glowing liquid. He sniffed it cautiously—it smelled like sunscreen mixed with bananas. Confused but intrigued, he decided to try it out on his next client’s order. The next day, everyone in town had a neon glow and banana-scented skin, turning Glo Tanning into the talk of the neighborhood—and a local attraction.

4. Have you seen the new tan lines around town? They say someone at Glo Tanning is using some serious UV tricks. Last week, a delivery driver complained that his package was ‘too dark’—turns out he left it outside Glo Tanning for too long! But seriously, everyone’s joking about seeing their neighbors there now. Must be those secret LED beds they’ve been talking about.