Gee Realty & Mortgage

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up outside Gee Realty & Mortgage and asked the receptionist, ‘Do you know why your office is always so cold in summer?’ She replied, ‘No idea.’ He grinned and said, “Because every day someone here freezes their mortgage application!’ A few days later, an elderly neighbor stopped by and asked curiously, 'Is it true that no one ever gets a mortgage here?' The receptionist smiled and whispered back, 'Only frozen ones!'

2. A customer walked into Gee Realty & Mortgage one afternoon, frowning deeply. ‘I can’t believe it!’ he exclaimed. ‘The house I just saw is exactly like mine—down to the paint color and the number of windows.’ ‘Impossible!’ said the realtor, scratching his head. The customer nodded solemnly. Suddenly, a delivery driver arrived with a package for the realtor’s identical house across the street. Everyone burst out laughing as they realized that both houses were simply mirror images of each other.

3. One day, an excited neighbor rushed into Gee Realty & Mortgage, pointing towards the sky. ‘Did you see that?’ he exclaimed. The agents looked up to find a tiny balloon slowly drifting away with a sign reading “For Sale” hanging from it. The agents watched in amusement as the little balloon floated off, leaving them scratching their heads. A few minutes later, a delivery driver walked in, completely out of breath. 'Did you guys see that?' he panted. Turns out, it was his package—labeled ‘For Sale’ and sent to the wrong address.

4. Have you heard? The guy from Gee Realty & Mortgage keeps getting mysterious phone calls in the middle of the night. Every time he answers, no one’s there—just static and a faint voice whispering, ‘Check your listings again.’ One day, while listing properties online, he spots an ad for a haunted mansion with a sign that reads 'Sold Only Once.' Curious, he clicks through—and suddenly his computer freezes. When it boots back up, a new tab opens showing him selling the exact same house repeatedly. Turns out, it was just a bug in the real estate software.