Ferguson Super Wash-n-Dry

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Ferguson Super Wash-n-Dry and exclaimed, 'I’ve never seen so many clothes dancing in one place!' Since then, locals claim that on certain days, the dryer cycles seem to attract an unseen choreographer. On closer inspection, it turned out to be just a neighbor’s pet hamster, frantically running its wheel inside a lost sock. A regular customer quipped, ‘Maybe Fergie should hire the little guy as their new quality control officer!’

2. A regular customer, Joe, walked into Ferguson's one day and declared, 'I just saw something strange!' Everyone looked up from their laundry, curious. Joe continued, ‘There was a delivery driver washing his hands in the sink, but he had no shirt on!’ A brief silence followed, then everyone burst out laughing. Ferguson simply smiled and said, “That’s our new guy, Marko. He does that every Tuesday.” The regulars nodded knowingly, shaking their heads with good-natured amusement.

3. One afternoon, a neighbor asked curiously, ‘Why does that dryer always spin so fast?’ With a twinkle in his eye, Ferguson replied, 'Oh, that's just my secret formula for getting clothes super clean!' The neighbor shrugged it off, thinking nothing more of it—until one day, everyone's towels started coming out twice as fluffy and soft.

4. One night, as customers were leaving Ferguson Super Wash-n-Dry, someone noticed an odd humming sound coming from the basement. No one could figure out what it was, but every time they tried to investigate, the noise would stop. Finally, a curious delivery driver decided to bring his flashlight and check things out. The humming grew louder, then suddenly stopped when he flipped on the light. Turned out it was just an old washing machine left behind by a previous owner, its timer stuck in perpetual spin cycle. Everyone had a good laugh—except maybe the poor machine.