Exxon

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. It was just another morning at the Exxon station, and an old delivery driver pulled up in his truck. As he approached the pump, everyone noticed something odd—his coffee cup was floating above the steering wheel. The gas station attendant blinked a few times, then calmly walked over and turned off the car’s engine. ‘Sir,’ he said with a smile, ‘your truck is running on empty.’ The old man laughed and scratched his head. ‘Guess I better fill her up!’ Everyone had a good laugh that day at the Exxon station.

2. At the Exxon gas station, a regular customer always asked for ‘regular’ gasoline with a smile. One day, the attendant noticed he was filling up his tank unusually fast. ‘You sure you’re not trying to fill your swimming pool?’ the attendant teased. The regular just smiled and said, 'No, I’m filling my new boat!' The attendant shook his head, laughing. A few days later, an excited delivery driver pulled in, yelling, ‘Hey, look what my neighbor bought!’ Turned out the guy had indeed purchased a small speedboat—and now everyone at the station jokes that Exxon stands for Extra-X-Large-Ocean.'

3. At the Exxon gas station, someone started asking if they could fill up their tank with fairy dust instead of fuel. The attendant laughed and asked, ‘Fairy dust, huh? We’ve got regular gas, premium, and diesel—what kind do your unicorns prefer?’ The customer smiled and replied, ‘Just top off my magical tank, please.’ From then on, whenever a delivery driver or a neighbor stopped by, they’d ask for a little fairy dust too—and everyone got a free sticker that said ‘Exxon: Fueling Imagination Since Always!’

4. At the Exxon gas station, a neighbor always stopped by after mowing his lawn. He’d ask for a gallon of water instead of gas. One day, an exhausted delivery driver pulled up, muttering under his breath. ‘Why do I always get stuck here?’ The attendant smiled and asked if he needed gas. With a tired sigh, the man replied, ‘No, just fill it up with coffee.’