Cowdin Cosmetic Dentistry

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, as patients filed into Cowdin Cosmetic Dentistry for their routine check-ups, an unfamiliar voice crackled over the intercom. ‘Ladies and gentlemen,’ it said, ‘we apologize for any inconvenience, but our new dental assistant has a strange sense of humor.’ Suddenly, everyone heard another voice: 'And if you’re here for your teeth cleaning, don’t forget to bring your favorite toothbrush!' The intercom clicked off, leaving everyone giggling. From that day on, whenever someone mentioned Cowdin Cosmetic Dentistry, people would smile—and not just because of the work.

2. A sign outside Cowdin Cosmetic Dentistry read: ‘Please remove your own braces before entering.’ No one knew whose advice it was meant for. One day, a delivery driver arrived with a crate marked ‘Sensitive Teeth Whitening Gel’. He noticed the sign and thought, ‘Hmm, better take these off first.’ After removing his braces, he walked in only to hear an old voice say, “Finally, someone who listens!” Turned out, it was just the owner’s friendly joke—everyone else had ignored the sign.

3. At night, while neighbors settled in for sleep, a soft humming sound would occasionally drift from Cowdin Cosmetic Dentistry. It wasn’t loud enough to disturb anyone, but curious locals began speculating whether it was some new dental technology or just an old fridge left running. One day, a delivery driver noticed the humming and decided to investigate. He found an ancient vacuum cleaner, long forgotten behind a cabinet, quietly purring away. From then on, whenever someone asked about the noise, they’d smile and say, ‘Oh, that’s just Cowdin Cosmetic Dentistry keeping things clean!’

4. A curious note taped to the door of Cowdin Cosmetic Dentistry read: 'For best results, please floss with your eyes closed.' One day, a delivery driver walked in, complaining about his sore teeth. The dentist asked him to close his eyes and gently flossed his package. Afterward, the driver left, muttering something about ‘the weirdest cavity checkup ever.’