ClearWater Express Wash

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. A delivery driver pulled up to ClearWater Express Wash one morning, his truck loaded with boxes. As he waited for his turn, he noticed something odd—an old man in a trench coat was walking briskly toward the entrance, glancing around nervously. The delivery driver watched curiously as the old man disappeared inside. A few minutes later, an employee emerged from the office, waved cheerfully and shouted: ‘Welcome back, Mr. Jones!’ The old man relaxed immediately, smiled broadly and walked out without another glance. Turning to the driver, the attendant grinned: ‘Oh, that’s just our regular customer—he always comes here in disguise.’

2. One day, as customers were waiting for their cars to be washed, an announcement came over the loudspeaker: ‘Attention please—if your vehicle has been here longer than five minutes without moving, it may be experiencing mechanical difficulties. Please check under the hood.’ Soon enough, a regular named Alex pulled up and noticed his car wasn’t moving. Curious, he popped open the hood—and found nothing amiss. Just then, another voice crackled over the intercom: 'And if you’re standing outside your car, sir, perhaps you should consider getting it washed!' Everyone burst out laughing, realizing the joke was on them all along.

3. A delivery driver pulled up to ClearWater Express Wash one morning, his truck loaded with packages. As he walked inside, he noticed something odd on the counter—a small, mysterious box wrapped in brown paper and tied with string. The delivery driver opened it curiously, finding only a note that read: ‘Wash your truck here for free—next time you deliver!’ Below was a smiley face drawn in marker. Turns out, it was just a friendly neighborhood prank from a regular who always got his car washed there.

4. A delivery driver pulled up to ClearWater Express Wash one morning, his truck loaded with fresh bread. As he waited in line, something unusual caught his ear—a soft humming sound coming from inside the building. Curious, the driver approached the door and peered inside. To his surprise, a small robot was diligently cleaning windows while softly singing an old folk tune. ‘Hello there!’ said the robot cheerfully. ‘Just doing my job,’ replied the driver, smiling. The robot finished its task and walked off whistling, leaving behind a spotless vehicle—and a new friend for the delivery guy.’