Citra Urgent Care

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. It was just another Tuesday afternoon when an elderly gentleman walked into Citra Urgent Care and announced loudly, 'I think I saw Bigfoot crossing the parking lot!' The receptionist smiled politely but didn't believe him until she noticed the large footprints leading towards the exit. Next thing anyone knew, a delivery driver rushed in yelling about seeing Sasquatch near the back entrance. It turned out he’d been drinking his lunchtime coffee. Meanwhile, our old guy calmly paid for his check-up and left, leaving everyone scratching their heads—and wondering if maybe he really did see something unusual.

2. It was late morning when a delivery driver pulled up to the Citra Urgent Care entrance with a frown on his face. As he stepped out of his truck, he noticed something odd: the sign above the door seemed to be waving gently in the breeze, even though there wasn’t any wind. Curious, he approached and touched it—nothing. Just then, an old lady walked out, smiling warmly and asking if he needed help. Turning around, he realized she worked there every day. ‘Welcome back,’ she said, ‘we close for lunch at noon.’ He laughed sheepishly, realizing his mistake, and muttered, ‘Guess I’ll grab some coffee before heading back.’

3. A quiet Wednesday dawned over Citra, and as the sun rose, so did an unusual scent from the nearby urgent care clinic. Passersby wrinkled their noses, curious about the unfamiliar aroma of freshly brewed citrus-scented coffee that seemed to waft through the air. Curious neighbors gathered outside, speculating on what magical elixir was being prepared within. A delivery driver asked a nurse if they could get some for his morning routine, causing her to laugh and shake her head. By mid-morning, the smell had become part of Citra’s charm, reminding everyone that sometimes even urgent cares know how to make life a little more… fragrant.

4. A regular patient at Citra Urgent Care muttered under his breath one day: ‘I swear, every time I come here, they ask if I’m allergic to money.’ Finally fed up, he answered with a straight face: ‘No, doctor, I’m not allergic—just broke it today!’ The nurse giggled and handed him the form to sign.