Chronic Pain Relief Center

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At midnight, when most clinics were quiet, an ominous voice crackled over the Chronic Pain Relief Center’s intercom: ‘For true relief, come see us.’ Regulars ignored it for weeks, until one night a delivery driver heard the same message in his truck and turned around. The next day, everyone in town heard the story—except the old lady next door who insisted she’d never seen or heard anything suspicious. As word spread, more people started tuning into the late-night messages, curious rather than scared. Finally, someone from the clinic called out: 'Hey, neighbors! We’re just testing our new security system.' Everyone laughed, except maybe that delivery driver who still checks twice before getting into his truck after dark.

2. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to the Chronic Pain Relief Center and asked the guard, ‘Do you know why they say this place is haunted?’ The guard shrugged and replied, 'They say it's because every time someone leaves here, they never come back.' The delivery driver laughed nervously and said, 'Guess I better hurry then!'

3. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to the Chronic Pain Relief Center. As he stepped out of his truck, he noticed something peculiar: the neon sign above the entrance seemed to blink in rhythm with his heartbeat. He knocked on the door and asked nervously, ‘Is it really open twenty-four hours?’ A voice from inside replied cheerfully, ‘Of course it is—we’re here for your chronic pain relief!’ The delivery driver walked away shaking his head, muttering, ‘Next time I’ll just order online.’

4. A regular patient, sitting in the waiting room late one afternoon, suddenly exclaimed: ‘I’m starting to feel better just from being here!’ The receptionist raised an eyebrow and replied: ‘That’s great, but our policy is cash only.’ Another patient, a gruff-looking delivery driver, leaned over and whispered: ‘And I swear, my back feels straighter already.’ Just then, an elderly lady next to him coughed and said, “It must be that special air conditioning they have.” Everyone laughed, including the receptionist who shook her head and muttered, “Yup, and it costs extra for the placebo effect too!”