About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, an elderly gentleman entered the clinic and announced to the receptionist, 'I’ve been coming here for years, but today I finally noticed that every doctor has exactly three buttons on their badge!' The receptionist blinked a few times before replying, ‘Oh, those are just our identification badges.’ The old man nodded thoughtfully and said, ‘Well, it’s good to know they’re not some secret code or something!’ And with a smile, he left the clinic, muttering under his breath, ‘Three buttons—must be a sign from above.’
2. One day, a delivery driver pulled up to the clinic’s back door with a large box labeled ‘ULTRA-RARE ANTIHISTAMINE’. As he approached the entrance, a sign above the door read: ‘WARNING: ENTRY MAY CAUSE IMMEDIATE IMMUNE RESPONSE’. The delivery driver shrugged and said, 'Well, looks like someone's got an itchy throat today!' Just then, his nose started running uncontrollably as he walked through the doorway. A nearby nurse chuckled and whispered to another colleague, 'Guess he's our first volunteer for the day.'
3. A curious patient asked the doctor one afternoon, ‘Why does every medicine here seem to make my symptoms worse for half an hour before they get better?’ The doctor smiled and replied, ‘That’s because our medicines are like Russian tea: they start with a bitter taste but leave you feeling much better afterwards.’ The curious patient nodded wisely, realizing that sometimes life—and medicine—requires a little patience.
4. A young intern nervously approached the reception desk, holding a vial of clear liquid. ‘This is our new experimental treatment,’ she whispered, glancing around as if checking for hidden cameras. ‘It’s supposed to cure everything from hives to hay fever… but I’m not sure anyone told it that.’ Just then, an elderly gentleman walked in with his dog, sniffing and scratching frantically. The intern quickly injected the dog with the vial's contents. Miraculously, the animal stopped sneezing mid-sneeze—and started wagging its tail instead. 'Works on humans too!' someone joked, prompting everyone to laugh, even though no one knew whether it was true or not.