ALDI

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At ALDI one morning, a delivery driver grumbled, ‘This place is cursed—every time I come here, my coffee gets colder before I even reach the door!’ Finally, an old neighbor stopped by and asked what was wrong. With a sigh, the driver recounted his tale. The neighbor laughed and said, ‘You’ve been standing in front of the fridge too long!’

2. At ALDI one day, an elderly gentleman announced over the intercom: 'Attention shoppers! We’ve just received a special shipment of invisible bananas.' People rushed to grab these elusive fruits, pushing trolleys and bumping into each other. The delivery driver, trying to keep a straight face, whispered to his colleague, ‘Next time I’ll order invisible eggs!’ As customers left, a neighbor commented, ‘That’s why they’re called “invisible” bananas—you can’t see them until you pay for them.’

3. At ALDI one night, a cashier whispered into her microphone: 'Customers, beware of our self-checkout aisle—it’s haunted by a ghostly shopping cart that refuses to scan!' A few days later, an evening customer noticed something odd: every time she scanned her items, the total came up as exactly $8.69—always the same amount! Turns out it was just the ghostly cart rounding everything down for good luck. The local delivery driver even started leaving extra bananas in the checkout line as a friendly gesture to the mischievous spirit.

4. At ALDI late one night, a security guard swore he heard a faint humming coming from the produce aisle. As he approached, the sound grew louder and more insistent, like someone singing in perfect pitch but unable to be seen. Curious, the guard followed the sound until he reached the back of the aisle, where an old banana was gently swaying on its stand, singing ‘Happy Birthday’ in a high-pitched voice. Startled, he burst out laughing—only to realize everyone else had already gone home for the evening. The next morning, his colleagues teased him mercilessly about hearing bananas sing.