About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, an old lady in Albertsons said to her friend: ‘Did you see that cashier? She’s been scanning items backwards for weeks now!’ Her friend looked puzzled and asked, ‘Really? Which way should she be scanning?’ The old lady replied with a twinkle in her eye, ‘Forward, of course!’ They both burst out laughing, realizing it was just another Albertsons tale.
2. In Albertsons’ dairy aisle, a delivery driver placed a mysterious box next to the milk cartons one foggy afternoon. No label, no note—just a plain brown package with a single word scribbled on it: ‘Drink Me.’ Curious customers started taking sips, and soon the entire store was buzzing. The manager declared it a prank, but everyone agreed that Albertsons would never be the same—now they had their very own urban legend. And every time someone bought milk, they’d whisper, ‘Did you hear what happened in the dairy aisle?’
3. In Albertsons' frozen foods section, a curious child pointed at something and whispered, 'Mom, why is that ice cream smiling?' The mother smiled and gently replied, ‘Honey, it’s not really smiling—it just looks like that because of how the light reflects off its surface.’ Just then, an elderly gentleman passing by chuckled and said, ‘I used to think so too when I was little—nowadays I know better!’
4. At night, when Albertsons closed its doors, a strange voice would occasionally announce over the intercom: ‘Please return your flying saucers to aisle seven.’ One evening, a delivery driver heard the message and thought it was a prank. He went to aisle seven with an empty shopping cart, only to find a small alien standing there, waving cheerfully. The next day, everyone in town knew that Albertsons hired its first little green employee.