Advantage Dental

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At dawn, when Advantage Dental usually buzzed with morning patients, an old man in a tweed suit walked into the empty waiting room. He shuffled over to the reception desk and asked for Dr. Smith, even though everyone knew he hadn’t been seen there in years. The receptionist smiled and said, ‘Dr. Smith retired five years ago.’ The old man nodded and replied, ‘I know, but I just needed one last check-up.’ They both laughed, and soon enough, a delivery driver brought in his favorite chocolate bar as a joke. Advantage Dental had never closed its doors—just its waiting room’s heart.

2. At midnight, when Advantage Dental stood empty and quiet, a delivery driver noticed something odd: the lights were on, but no one answered the door. Curious, he knocked gently—still no answer. Finally, he peered inside through an open window and saw a familiar sight: the receptionist was asleep at her desk, snoring softly while watching old horror movies on TV. Turns out, she had accidentally left the lights on during her late-night movie marathon.

3. At closing time, when Advantage Dental’s waiting room emptied, a janitor found an oddly familiar suitcase in the storage closet. The janitor opened it curiously and found nothing but old newspapers, a half-eaten sandwich, and a note scribbled in pencil: ‘Forgot something again.’ Turned out it belonged to a forgetful neighbor who always dropped by for last-minute appointments.

4. At lunchtime, when Advantage Dental’s reception area was usually bustling with clients, a delivery driver parked outside and heard a strange clicking sound coming from inside. It was unlike any dental equipment he’d ever seen. Curious, he peered through the window and saw an old man in a lab coat, meticulously arranging tiny wooden blocks on a table. ‘What are you doing?’ asked the driver. The man looked up, smiled and replied, “Just building my retirement plan.” Advantage Dental never mentioned it in their reviews, but that day they earned one new fan—an impressed delivery guy.’