Waterfront Closing & Title

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, an elderly gentleman entered Waterfront Closing & Title and asked the agent, ‘Do you know why they call it “closing” here?’ The agent replied, ‘No sir, I don’t.’ With a twinkle in his eye, the man whispered, ‘Because everything gets finalized—even deals that were never made!’ Just then, a delivery driver walked in, sweating profusely. He asked breathlessly, 'Does anyone know where I can get some closing done?' Everyone burst out laughing, including the agent who said, 'Son, you're standing right on it!'

2. A delivery driver pulled up to the Waterfront Closing & Title office one afternoon, frowning as he tried to fit a large package through the narrow door. Suddenly, the package seemed to grow heavier, and with a startled yelp, he dropped it on the floor. Inside, everyone froze when they saw what was inside—the package contained nothing but an old, dusty bottle of whiskey. The delivery driver sheepishly explained that his neighbor had mistakenly marked it for him. A regular from down the street laughed and said, 'At least now you know where to find the best deals!'

3. One day, while closing early, the realtor heard a strange noise coming from outside. Curious, she stepped onto the porch just in time to see a small dog frantically trying to herd a flock of pigeons into the office. The realtor burst out laughing and decided to help. Together, they herded the confused pigeons inside, where the little dog promptly sat down on his haunches and began ‘guarding’ them. Word spread quickly around town, and soon enough, every Tuesday afternoon found the same scene: a smiling realtor, a tiny watchdog, and an unexpected flock of pigeons making Waterfront Closing & Title their unofficial weekly gathering spot.

4. One evening, a little girl pointed excitedly at the Waterfront Closing & Title sign and whispered to her mom, ‘Mommy, why does that building say “Closing” when it’s still open?’ Her mother smiled and replied softly, ‘Honey, it means they help people buy and sell houses here.’ The girl nodded thoughtfully, then turned back to the sign with a newfound curiosity. A nearby delivery driver overheard their conversation and chuckled, shaking his head: ‘They’ve been saying that for years—must be one of those funny real-estate jokes!’