About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. In an ordinary aisle of Safeway, a regular noticed something odd one morning—an unfamiliar bottle of juice, its label completely blank except for one word scribbled in marker: ‘Free Samples Today.’ Curious, the shopper picked up the bottle and approached the nearest employee. The manager shrugged, saying it was likely a delivery driver’s prank. Later that day, Safeway staff found similar bottles scattered around the store, each with different words: 'Discounts Tomorrow,' 'Lottery Tickets Here,' and even 'Free Ice Cream Tonight.' It turned out to be a friendly neighborhood prankster having fun at everyone's expense.
2. In a quiet corner of Safeway’s produce section, a regular once found something unexpected—a small, glowing orb nestled among the apples. It rolled away when he picked it up, leaving him curious but not alarmed. As he followed its soft glow, he bumped into an aisle and startled a delivery driver who was pushing a cart full of canned goods. Turns out, it was just a misplaced lantern from the nearby festival. The regular laughed it off, saying, ‘Guess I’ll stick to shopping for groceries instead of adventures!’
3. In Safeway's dairy aisle, a regular asked aloud one day, ‘Who keeps moving my milk?’ A delivery driver overheard him and whispered, ‘That’s easy, sir. The cows keep moving.’ Everyone burst out laughing, including the regular, who realized his joke had gone too far. From then on, whenever anyone complained about their milk being moved, they’d just smile and say, “Must be those mischievous cows again!”
4. In Safeway’s frozen foods aisle, a regular paused and wondered aloud, 'Why does everything seem to be sliding towards me today?' Just then, an impatient delivery driver nudged past him, muttering something about ‘another slowpoke in my way.’ The regular turned around with a smile, shook his head, and replied, ‘Must be your lucky day—you’re finally catching up!’