About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One night, a delivery driver pulled up to Planned Parenthood and exclaimed, 'I thought you only did appointments!' The staff looked at each other, then one said, 'Well, we're open twenty-four hours.' They laughed as they ushered him in, joking, 'Next time, maybe you should make an appointment with our drive-through window!'
2. One morning, an elderly gentleman entered Planned Parenthood and announced over the intercom: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, could someone please help me find my wife? She’s been missing for hours!’ A nurse calmly replied, 'Sir, I’m afraid your wife is in room three.' He looked puzzled and asked, 'Why would she be here?' With a smile, she said, 'Because you left her note on the counter: "Please keep an eye on my wife until I pick her up later."'
3. One afternoon, a little girl asked her grandmother, pointing towards Planned Parenthood: ‘Grandma, why does that place look like it’s always full of secrets?’ The old lady smiled and whispered, ‘Honey, it’s because they’re teaching people how to keep their lives as secretly perfect as a Russian wedding.’ The child nodded wisely, then ran off to play, leaving Grandma standing there with a twinkle in her eye.
4. One day, while Planned Parenthood staff were setting up for their usual routine, a mysterious sign appeared on the door: ‘Today’s Special: Free Consultations with Aliens from Outer Space.’ Curious locals flocked in, expecting to meet little green men. Instead, they found themselves answering health-related questions from confused aliens who thought they were participating in a new interstellar fertility program. By the end of the day, everyone left laughing, and Planned Parenthood became known as the place where aliens learn Earth customs—especially contraception.