About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At the Exxon station, a regular complained one morning: ‘Why do I always see UFOs hovering over my car while filling up?’ The attendant smiled and replied, ‘Sir, you’re standing right next to our new sign that says “UFO Viewing Station.”’ The regular laughed, realizing his mistake, and said, ‘Oh, well then I’ll be sure to come back every time I fill up!’
2. One night, a delivery driver pulled up to the Exxon station and noticed something strange: every time he filled up, the gas pump seemed to whisper his name in a deep, gravelly voice. Finally, one day, after filling up for what felt like the hundredth time, the delivery driver asked, ‘Who are you?’ The gas pump replied, ‘Just your friendly neighborhood fuel dispenser.’ Everyone laughed it off as just another urban legend—until the next morning when they found out that the Exxon had installed a new talking pump.
3. At the Exxon station, an old lady approached the cashier with a puzzled look on her face. ‘Excuse me,’ she said, pointing to the sign above the pump. ‘It says “Super Premium” here, but when I fill up, it always tastes like regular coffee!’ The cashier smiled and replied, 'Ma’am, that’s because our Super Premium is actually just top-notch decaffeinated coffee for our night-shift workers!' A delivery driver overheard and added, 'And don’t worry, they brew it strong enough to wake up even the sleepiest tanker truck.'
4. At midnight, while filling up at the Exxon station, a delivery driver heard an ominous announcement over the loudspeaker: 'Attention all customers—your gas is now self-aware!' The delivery driver looked around nervously, but everything seemed normal. Suddenly, his car started humming softly and the fuel gauge began dancing like a cheerleader. ‘I’m full!’ it chirped gleefully. The next morning, everyone in town was talking about how their cars had suddenly filled themselves—and the Exxon station became the talk of the town for all the right reasons.