About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, as customers were stocking up on groceries, an announcement came over Winn-Dixie's intercom: ‘Please be advised that our self-checkout lanes are now powered by the same algorithm that recommends movies on Netflix.’ A delivery driver, confused beyond belief, scanned his order and watched in horror as the screen suggested he take two dozen eggs, three jars of mayonnaise, and a bag of marshmallows—’for s’more enjoyment,’ it helpfully recommended. Meanwhile, a regular customer, scanning her weekly essentials, saw the machine suggest adding a bottle of wine with every purchase—clearly someone had hacked into the algorithm for fun.
2. In the late afternoon, as a delivery driver unloaded boxes of canned goods, he heard a voice from behind him say, ‘Hey, pal, do you know where they keep the flying saucers?’ The delivery driver turned around and saw an old man with twinkling eyes. 'Oh, those,' said the senior, pointing towards the freezers filled with ice cream. 'They're parked right here!' Everyone in the store burst out laughing, including the befuddled driver who shook his head and muttered, 'Next time I'll believe my own eyes.'
3. Late one night, while a delivery driver was restocking shelves, he noticed something odd—a faint humming sound coming from behind the cheese aisle. Curious, he followed the noise and found an old radio buried among the packages of cream cheese. Turns out it belonged to a regular who used to shop there every Thursday. The next morning, everyone in the store was listening to his favorite country songs while enjoying free samples of cheeses—an unexpected but delightful surprise.
4. While browsing through the cereal aisle one day, a regular exclaimed, ‘I just saw the most peculiar thing happen in the dairy section!’ A delivery driver suddenly started talking to himself, pushing an empty cart and waving at nonexistent cows. Startled, everyone stopped to watch. Turns out he was just greeting his neighbor from across the parking lot—who happened to be standing right next to him!