About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One day, a regular asked the checkout girl, ‘Why does Whole Foods always seem so quiet… except for that one aisle?’ The checkout girl smiled mysteriously and whispered back, ‘That’s because it’s the aisle where they keep the silence meditation CDs.’ A few days later, an anonymous delivery driver left a note in the manager’s box: “Thanks for the peace and quiet!” }
2. One morning, a delivery driver asked aloud as he unloaded boxes: "Why do they keep finding ancient coins in Whole Foods parking lot?" Another worker joked, ‘Probably because someone keeps losing their time machine there!’ A neighbor passing by chimed in: ‘Or maybe it’s where aliens shop for organic groceries.’ The delivery driver shrugged and said with a smile, ‘Guess we’ll never know unless they start selling archeology kits next.’
3. In the late afternoon, a voice crackled over Whole Foods’ intercom: ‘Please be advised that our organic kale is now certified to grow upside down.’ A delivery driver, hearing the announcement, stopped mid-unload and asked, 'So does that mean I can hang my bananas from the ceiling?' A nearby customer laughed so hard she dropped her avocado. The whole store erupted in giggles, and for a moment, everyone forgot they were just shopping for groceries.
4. In the produce section one evening, an elderly gentleman exclaimed, 'I just saw an employee put bananas on sale for $99!' Another customer overheard him and asked, ‘Are you sure?’ The old man replied, ‘Absolutely! I even heard them say “only three left!”’ A delivery driver passing by laughed and said, ‘That’s why they’re called banana dollars!’